Dirty Musk by Down to Earth Aromatics +
The Seven Minutes by Irving Wallace (1969) +
Russ Meyer's The Seven Minutes (1971)
8/9/26 S8E49
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Sunday, August 9, 2026
Thursday, July 30, 2026
Weapons and Obsession **TEASER**
Patchouli by The Enchanted Forest Metaphysical Shoppe, Arlington, TX, est. 1991 +
Zach Cregger's Weapons (2025) +
Curry Barker's Obsession (2026)
with Kalob Petty of Strange Urge
7/30/26 S8E48
Wednesday, July 29, 2026
Risky Business
Speed Stick by Mennen (1963) +
Paul Brickman's Risky Business (1983) and Men Don't Leave (1990)
with Christian
7/29/26 S8E47
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Sunday, July 26, 2026
The Rush Limbaugh Show
Drakkar Noir by Guy Laroche (1982) +
Rush Limbaugh (1951-1921)
with Patrick D, Layne, and Alec
7/26/26 S8E46
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Monday, July 20, 2026
Cheap Thrills **TEASER**
Patchouli by Nemat +
Cheap Thrills by Big Brother and the Holding Company (1968) +
Janis Joplin (1943-1970) +
Mark Rydell's The Rose (1979)
with Eva Knowles
7/20/26 S8E45
Wednesday, July 15, 2026
Andy Warhol's Bad
Beautiful by Estée Lauder (1985) +
Andy Warhol (1928-1987) +
Andy Warhol's Bad (1977, dir. Jed Johnson)
with Jordan
7/15/26 S8E44
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Thursday, July 9, 2026
Fancy Birthdays by Jessica Simpson
Fancy (2008) and Fancy Nights (2010) by Jessica Simpson +
Open Book by Jessica Simpson (2020) +
Jessica Simpson (July 10, 1980- )
with Kristin
7/9/26 S8E43
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Tuesday, July 7, 2026
CONFESSIONS II **TEASER**
Radical Rose by Matiere Premiere (2020) +
CONFESSIONS II by Madonna (2026)
with Zach Langley Chi Chi of I'M SO POPULAR
7/7/26 S8E42
Sunday, July 5, 2026
Apocalypse Now **TEASER**
Patchouli #10 by It's Perfume Oil (1992) +
Francis Ford Coppola's Apocalypse Now (1979) +
Heart of Darkness by Joseph Conrad (1899)
with MEINSCHAFT
7/5/26 S8E31
Friday, July 3, 2026
This is My Happening and It Freaks Me Out (Beyond the Valley of the Playboy Playmates) **TEASER**
Narciso Rodriguez for Her Eau de Toilette (2003 +
Mr Playboy: Hugh Hefner and the American Dream (2008) +
Russ Meyers's Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970)
with Nedd
7/3/26 S8E40
Monday, June 29, 2026
Anne Murray
Oil of Olay Beauty Fluid (1952) +
Anne Murray (1945- ) +
All of Me by Anne Murray with Michael Posner (2010)
with Ian McPherson
6/29/26 S8E39
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Thursday, June 25, 2026
The Kid Stays in the Picture
Acqua Velva Musk (1975) +
The Kid Stays in the Picture by Robert Evans (1994) +
Nannette Burstein and Brett Morgen's The Kid Stays in the Picture (2002)
with Daniel Savino
6/25/26 S8E38
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Friday, June 19, 2026
Fear the Walking Dead
Sauvage Elixir by Dior (2021) +
Robert Kirkman and Dave Erickson's Fear the Walking Dead (2015-2023)
6/19/26 S8E37
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Sunday, June 14, 2026
Strange Landscape **TEASER**
Mildew by Demeter and Frankincense & Myrrh by Kuumba Made +
The 120 Days of Sodom, or the School of Libertinage by the Marquis de Sade (1785) +
Pier Paolo Pasolini's The Gospel According to St. Matthew (1964) and Salò, or the 120 Days of Sodom (1975) +
Strange Landscape (1973) and When Jonathan Died (1978) by Tony Duvert
6/14/26 S8E36
Saturday, June 13, 2026
Fantasia
Pois de Senteur de chez Moi by Caron (1927) +
Walt Disney's Fantasia (1940) and Fantasia 2000 (1999)
with Nedd
6/13/26 S8E35
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Friday, June 5, 2026
Peyton Place (Jack's Version)
Youth-Dew by Estée Lauder (1953) +
Peyton Place by Grace Metalious (1956) +
Mark Robson's Peyton Place (1957) +
Paul Monash's Peyton Place (1964-69)
6/5/26 S8E34
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Thursday, June 4, 2026
Final Euphoria X-3 **TEASER**
Japanese Cherry Blossom by Bath and Body Works (2006) +
Yoshinori Kitase's Final Fantasy X (2001) +
Motomu Toriyama's Final Fantasy X-2 (2003) +
Sam Levinson's Euphoria season 3 (2026)
with Nedd
6/4/26 S8E33
Monday, June 1, 2026
Caligula **TEASER**
Friday, May 29, 2026
Property of Jesus
Patchouli by Hové +
Slow Train Coming (1979), Saved (1980), and Shot of Love (1981) and Chronicles: Volume One (2004)
by Bob Dylan (1941- ) +
D. A. Pennebaker's Don't Look Back (1967) +
Martin Scorsese's No Direction Home (2005)
with Jeff
5/29/26 S8E31
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Thursday, May 14, 2026
Freaks and Geeks
T/Gel by Neutrogena +
Paul Feig and Judd Apatow's Freaks and Geeks (1999-2000)
with Brantley Jones
5/14/26 S8E30
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Thursday, May 7, 2026
Picnic at Hanging Rock
En Passant by Frederic Malle (2000) +
Picnic at Hanging Rock by Joan Lindsay (1967) +
Peter Weir's Picnic at Hanging Rock (1975)
with Jules
5/7/26 S8E29
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Thursday, April 30, 2026
Looking for Millennial Cringe **TEASER**
Santal Blush by Tom Ford (2011) +
Andrew Haigh's Weekend (2011) +
Andrew Haigh and Michael Lannan's Looking (2014-16)
with Bryan
4/30/26 S8E28
Thursday, April 23, 2026
Postcards from the Soap Dish **TEASER**
Elizabeth Taylor's Passion for Men (1989) +
Postcards from the Edge (1987), Wishful Drinking (2008), Shockaholic (2011), and The Princess Diarist (2016) by Carrie Fisher +
Steve Rash's Under the Rainbow (1980) +
John Landis' The Blues Brothers (1980) +
Penelope Spheeris' Hollywood Vice Squad (1986) +
Mike Nichols' Postcards from the Edge (1990) +
Michael Hoffman's Soapdish (1991) +
Alexis Bloom and Fisher Stevens' Bright Lights: Starring Carrie Fisher and Debbie Reynolds (2016)
with Steven Settefratti
4/23/26 S8E27
Monday, April 20, 2026
The Bad and the Beautiful
The Cardinal Collection: North, South, East, and West by Kylie White (2026) +
Vincente Minnelli's The Bad and the Beautiful (1952) +
Robert Aldrich's Autumn Leaves (1956)
with Kylie White
Buy the Cardinal Collection here!
4/20/26 S8E26
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Friday, April 17, 2026
Ayn Rand's Passion for Men
The Passion of Ayn Rand by Barbara Branden (1986) +
Christopher Menaul's The Passion of Ayn Rand (1999)
with Alec Mouhibian and Cody LaDuke
4/18/26 S8E25
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Thursday, April 16, 2026
Dark Shadows: The Beginning **TEASER**
Lambere by William VanGorder (2025) +
Dan Curtis' Dark Shadows: The Beginning (1966-67) +
Tim Burton's Dark Shadows (2012)
with William VanGorder
4/16/26 S8E24
Monday, April 13, 2026
More, Now, Again **TEASER**
Thursday, April 9, 2026
The Artist's Way
Sunflowers by Elizabeth Arden (1993) +
The Artist's Way by Julia Cameron (1992)
with Josie Yeager
4/9/26 S8E22
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Friday, April 3, 2026
Mary 4.0: Ordinary People
White Linen by Estée Lauder (1978) +
The Mary Tyler Moore Show season 4 (1973-74) +
Ordinary People by Judith Guest (1976) +
Robert Redford's Ordinary People (1980)
4/3/26 S8E21
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Thursday, April 2, 2026
Happiness in Slavery **TEASER**
Bandit Suprême by Robert Piguet (2020) +
Nine Inch Nails (1988- )
with Kalob Petty of Tavora Léa and Adam Roberts of Marble Faun
4/2/26 S8E20
Thursday, March 26, 2026
Books Fall Open, You Fall In **TEASER**
Angel Stellar by Thierry Mugler (2025) +
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (1964), Charlie and the Great Glass Elevator (1972), and Matilda (1988) by Roald Dahl +
Mel Stuart's Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory (1971) +
Danny DeVito's Matilda (1996)
with Eva Knowles
S8E19 3/26/26
Thursday, March 19, 2026
Thursday, March 5, 2026
Alexander McQueen
Kingdom by Alexander McQueen (2003) +
Lee Alexander McQueen (1969-2010) +
Peter Eddegui's McQueen (2018) +
Alexander McQueen: Blood Beneath the Skin by Andrew Wilson (2015)
with Alexandra Myshalov-Frank of Pied-Noir
3/5/26 S8E17
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Friday, February 20, 2026
Morrissey autobiography
Incense Perfumum by Balenciaga (2025) +
Autobiography by Morrissey (2011) +
The Smiths (1982-87)
with Michael Garrity
2/20/26 S8E16
Thursday, February 19, 2026
The Howard Stern Show
Mambo by Liz Claiborne (2001) +
The Howard Stern Show (1981- ) +
Betty Thomas's Private Parts (1997)
with Rick Seldon
2/19/26 S8E15
Tuesday, February 17, 2026
Jurassic Park
L'eau d'Issey by Issey Miyake (1992) +
Jurassic Park by Michael Crichton (1990) +
Steven Spielberg's Jurassic Park (1993)
with Amanda P
2/17/26 S8E14
Thursday, February 12, 2026
Love Spell
Love Spell by Victoria's Secret (1999) +
Franco Zeffirelli's Romeo and Juliet (1968) +
Baz Luhrmann's Romeo + Juliet (1996)
with Michelle
2/12/26 S8E13
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Friday, February 6, 2026
Justine, or The Misfortunes of Virtue **TEASER**
1740 Marquis de Sade by Histoires de Parfums (2000) +
Justine, or The Misfortunes of Virtue by the Marquis de Sade (1791)
2/6/26 S8E12
Sunday, February 1, 2026
LPSG **TEASER**
Really Ripped Abs by BOD +
Fenton Bailey and Randy Barbatos' 101 Rent Boys (2000) +
Large Penis Support Group
2/1/26 S8E11
Thursday, January 29, 2026
Knots Landing: The Complete Saga **TEASER**
KNOTS LANDING: THE COMPLETE SAGA is the culmination of six years' work and the most comprehensive study of this primetime drama in existence. The full 24 hour 33 minute episode and text by myself are now available for Patreon subscribers. The biggest and best TPN yet.
With @the_eternal_dillard.s
1/28/26 S8E9
America's Next Top Model **TEASER**
Be Delicious by DKNY (2004) +
Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model (2003-2018)
with Vera
S8E10 1/29/26
Knots 14.0: Will the Circle Be Unbroken
Red Door by Elizabeth Arden (1989) +
David Jacobs' Knots Landing season 14 +
Knots Landing: Back to the Cul-de-Sac (1997) +
Knots Landing Reunion: Together Again (2005)
with The Eternal Dillards
1/28/26 S8E8
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Thursday, January 22, 2026
Vanilla Bean
Vanilla Bean by Kuumba Made +
Charles Shyer's Father of the Bride (1991) and Father of the Bride Part II (1995) +
Vincente Minnelli's Father of the Bride (1950) +
Shawn Levy's Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) +
Walter Lang's Cheaper by the Dozen (1950)
with Ava Pearlman
1/22/25 S8E7
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Wednesday, January 21, 2026
All About Eve
Le Dix by Balenciaga (1947/2025) +
Joseph L. Mankiewicz's All About Eve (1950)
with Lara
1/21/26 S8E6
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Wednesday, January 14, 2026
Africa **TEASER**
Africa by Axe/Lynx (1995) +
Gaultiero Jiacopetti and Franco E. Prosperi's Africa Addio (1966) and Goodbye Uncle Tom (1971)
with Matthew David Wilder
1/14/25 S8E5
Sunday, January 11, 2026
New Version of You
Safari by Ralph Lauren (1990) +
J.J. Abrams and Matt Reeves' Felicity (1998-2002)
with Cael Brennan and Sara
1/11/26 S8E4
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Tuesday, January 6, 2026
Megadeth **TEASER**
1861 Naxos by Xerjoff (2015) +
Megadeth (1983- )
with Glen Rockney of Rare Candy
1/6/25 S8E3
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Friday, January 2, 2026
Scent From Above
Scent from Above (2021), Smoky Mountain (2022), Smoky Mountain Gold Parfum (2023), and Scent From Above: Crystal Edition Parfum (2025) by Dolly Parton +
Intrigue by Mary Kay (1971) +
Dolly Parton (1946- ) +
Collin Higgins' 9 to 5 +
Barnet Kellman's Straight Talk (1992)
with Gregory Jones
1/2/26 S8E2
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