KNOTS LANDING: THE COMPLETE SAGA is the culmination of six years' work and the most comprehensive study of this primetime drama in existence. The full 24 hour 33 minute episode and text by myself are now available for Patreon subscribers. The biggest and best TPN yet.
With @the_eternal_dillard.s
1/28/26 S8E9
Be Delicious by DKNY (2004) +
Tyra Banks' America's Next Top Model (2003-2018)
with Vera
S8E10 1/29/26
Red Door by Elizabeth Arden (1989) +
David Jacobs' Knots Landing season 14 +
Knots Landing: Back to the Cul-de-Sac (1997) +
Knots Landing Reunion: Together Again (2005)
with The Eternal Dillards
1/28/26 S8E8
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Vanilla Bean by Kuumba Made +
Charles Shyer's Father of the Bride (1991) and Father of the Bride Part II (1995) +
Vincente Minnelli's Father of the Bride (1950) +
Shawn Levy's Cheaper by the Dozen (2003) +
Walter Lang's Cheaper by the Dozen (1950)
with Ava Pearlman
1/22/25 S8E7
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Le Dix by Balenciaga (1947/2025) +
Joseph L. Mankiewicz's All About Eve (1950)
with Lara
1/21/26 S8E6
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Africa by Axe/Lynx (1995) +
Gaultiero Jiacopetti and Franco E. Prosperi's Africa Addio (1966) and Goodbye Uncle Tom (1971)
with Matthew David Wilder
1/14/25 S8E5
Safari by Ralph Lauren (1990) +
J.J. Abrams and Matt Reeves' Felicity (1998-2002)
with Cael Brennan and Sara
1/11/26 S8E4
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1861 Naxos by Xerjoff (2015) +
Megadeth (1983- )
with Glen Rockney of Rare Candy
1/6/25 S8E3
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Scent from Above (2021), Smoky Mountain (2022), Smoky Mountain Gold Parfum (2023), and Scent From Above: Crystal Edition Parfum (2025) by Dolly Parton +
Intrigue by Mary Kay (1971) +
Dolly Parton (1946- ) +
Collin Higgins' 9 to 5 +
Barnet Kellman's Straight Talk (1992)
with Gregory Jones
1/2/26 S8E2
